elvisjer

11:17 pm: $300 reward in shoreline area
$300 reward in shoreline area
This is Jeremy Jones, and i drive that PT cruiser cop car thing. Recently it has been keyed four times, had its tire slashed and had yogurt poured all over it--sugar dissolves car paint and clear coat. The total damage cost for the keying (two colors) is $1300, the tire is $200, and i luckily got the yogurt off in time. If anybody know who has done any of these immature pranks, please contact me for a $300 reward. By law, if one person is found guilty of any vehicular vandalism on the same vehical with past vandilizm, he is found guilty and responsible for all damage costs. If anyone knows anything--suspects or for sure knowings--please be mature and contact me at 206.356.2187 or elvisjer@gmail.com . Thanks.

01:15 am: What i got for Xmas, a poem
What i got for Xmas

First I got a MIG welder, in which my father bought
Then i found a badminton raquet in which went a lot of thought
Alas some welding gear and masks, to protect me in which they love
and motorcycle gear was mine, times two of a very nice glove
Ending near the christmas presants i found the grandma gifts
flashlights, toothbrushes, heaven only knows what through her mind this sifts
And now we are to a few last boxes and i can guess name
One a work bench, next some money, and last an xbox game
This is what i got for christmas and i know i am very loved
And now the worst day of all, that of after Christmas

12:24 pm: CHristmas eve is coming soon...
Happy Xmas everybody! I hope yall have a fabulous christmas. This will be the first year i dont know what im getting for christmas, it feels out of season. Weird. Everybody is back from college, friends back from the army, family back in the house, thats what christmas is all about.

01:33 pm: Yes im alive.
Im back yo! ANd more gangsta than everrrrrrrrr. Werd to your motha!
Howdy everybody, just saying im back into the livejournal scene because i dont have a life. Werd.

10:35 pm: Is it wrong for me to be totally crushing on a 15 year old? Well i think shes 15.... shes a sophmore. Am i a petifile? I really like her and want to ask her out to homecoming..... but i dont want to get attached if its wrong. Im 18, shes 15... hopefully not 14.

09:01 pm: Hey, my name is JEremy Jones, and im a senior at SW high school, 18 years old.

Ok! We are now headlining at HElls Kitchen, on Thursday OCT 28th!
Tickets are $7 pre-sale and going FAST.
Other bands with us are 4 am, fly the lines, and more
the show is from 5:30 - 10:00 pm

IM me with any q's on AIM ( elvisjer )

we are CAPTAIN ZORKON AND HIS AMAZING STUPIDS

Heres some basic info and music \/
www.purevolume.com/captainzorkonandhisamazingstupids

heres our site (under major construction)

www.angelfire.com/rock3/captainzorkon

Hells kitchen
3829 6th AVE
Tacoma, WA

10:14 pm: Agh
ITs kinda annoying when you're mom gets mad at you and as punishemnt closes you're ebay account... costing you (no joke) $489.23. All of this because she was confused about what you were selling. I guess it's more than annoying, its pretty crappy. It also sucks being cast in a play for having the highest singing voice, regardless of your acting talent.

12:54 pm:

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12:49 pm: Im an electronica fiend
There is something about the repeditaveness of electronica with the heavy bridge that makes it near perfect. When you are in the mood some heavy house with a good thump and light trills will make youre day, week, month, or life. I simply cannot stop listening to it, and it gets better the farther you look, suck as Janardana from Russia or Smile.dk from Japan. Techno is life.

01:42 am: Help, please.
Moral decay with no justification trying to be articulated with family upbringings and poor arguments are not the way to save a relationship. I have a moral obligation not to date anti-Christian thieves that lie to my face without any regret, sorrow or disapproval. Not to be close-minded or anything, but there is not one-way to approve theft. Recently I’ve been lying a life of unentertaining nothingness with the consistency of oatmeal in a black and white film being poured from a small-spouted teapot; in lemans terms, crappy. What do I do? Why do I do it? What is the purpose of life? I got in a motor-scooter wreck on highway 99 at approximately 50 mph clad in a t-shirt, jean shorts, and a helmet. After landing on top of the car that pulled in front of me and rolling off the cream-colored roof, I felt the warm pavement burrow into my arm. Obviously the first thought was, “Is my scooter ok?” I checked on it, and it was a little damaged, but I was fine; rather perfect. Coincidence? That’s a pretty big one if so. I have no bruises, scratches, or any damage visible to the physicality of me or notable to my consciousness. The same day my band—Captain Zorkon—got signed to BigTime Entertainment. Coincidence number 2? Pass a few days and I’m with my girlfriend and she steals some stuff from a store, I ask her if she stole anything and she says, “No.” To my face that is. This is the same girl that always says she loves me, and kisses me when I leave. This is the same girl I wait hours for and plan my day around. This is the same girl I said I love. This is the girl who I love? One big firework-like revelation sometimes leads to a flashback of the truth of your past times with a no-holds-bar kind of perspective. She does drugs, she steals, she lies to my face, she says all that is ok; she loves me? Is it coincidence that this day I get a mysterious check for almost $5000 payable to Jeremy Jones? Number 3. What’s the filler for this grey area? I want to say God, but is that me, god, or my upbringing talking. The same upbringing that can supposedly justify theft and lying to the one you love. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. She said she loved me.

02:02 am: vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:48:04 AM): well you know when you get an abortion, the fetus isnt really a human yet... it hasnt developed a brain and its just sort of a growing pile of flesh
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:48:16 AM): so to prevent life isnt really murder is it?
elvisJER (1:48:18 AM): With a nervous system?
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:48:20 AM): no
elvisJER (1:48:30 AM): Yes, yes it has a nervrous system
elvisJER (1:48:33 AM): AND a heartbeat
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:48:33 AM): so
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:48:36 AM): so do ants
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:48:40 AM): adn you kill those every day
elvisJER (1:49:01 AM): you are putting up the absolute worst argument ive ever heard of.
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:49:04 AM): lol
elvisJER (1:49:25 AM): Seriously, i'm losing respect and hope for/in mankind
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:49:27 AM): ok so do you believe that if a young child was raped then got pregnant they shouldnt be allowd to have an abortion?
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:49:39 AM): even if having the baby would kill them?
elvisJER (1:50:07 AM): I never said if i was pro or anti choice
elvisJER (1:50:16 AM): i was just saying its murder
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:50:16 AM): your profile seems that way
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:50:24 AM): so youre not pro or anti murder?
elvisJER (1:50:32 AM): Im anti murder
elvisJER (1:50:35 AM): but pro choice
elvisJER (1:50:40 AM): were in America
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:50:46 AM): but you just said abortion was murder
elvisJER (1:50:49 AM): choose your way
elvisJER (1:50:52 AM): Yes i did
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:51:05 AM): so your anti abortion because your anti murder and abortion is murder
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:51:13 AM): according to you
elvisJER (1:51:24 AM): In an exostential mannor, yes
vlvtundrgrnd00 (1:52:09 AM): explain
elvisJER (1:53:03 AM): Im anti abortion
elvisJER (1:53:08 AM): against the killing of babies
elvisJER (1:53:18 AM): against the murder of INNOCENT lifes
elvisJER (1:53:30 AM): Genocide isnt really my cup of tea

02:46 am: Abortion. Excerpts from a LONG essay by ME
Ok heres the thing. My girlfriend is Liberal and I'm pretty much conservative. Her parents were telling me about how abortion should in every way be legal. I did some research and found some interesting facts.
Ok! Maybe you got an abortion? I don't hate you and nobody should. It's hypocritical to hate someone for something and try to follow Jesus. But too me its also hypocritical to be able to kill someone so young and get away with it, but kill someone older and go to prison for life.
Second off, please let me know what you think about it. I’m tired of the, "What if she’s raped" argument, because if she’s raped or not is not my plea, it's whether abortion is murder. Legally, an unborn fetus is not a "person", but simply a collection of female tissue, so disposing and the removal of such is the same in a legal standpoint as getting liposuction. But wait... someone outside the country is not considered a person either. Maybe we can go out and randomly kill in a justification of war as the same way as abortion? We are not killing people, maybe its just...mercy killings?
Ok i bet that pissed a lot of you off right there. I am not saying killing is right at all, but pointing out that sometimes a "person" is still a person. A professor at some big college (i only have the audio of the speech) says that a fetus has potential and is not a person. Just as if a waterfall has the potential for electricity, but you cant plug a lamp into it and get light. My answer, you have to wait! That’s a horrible argument! We aren’t placing bets here, were dealing with a human being. Potential, is not an argument but physics. Everything has a potential that can change at any given time. Sure, the baby could die or be miscarried, but then it would be NATURAL. Potential according to Webster is the state before one thing fully becomes the other. So, can I murder a one legged man with no eyes? He’s not much of a human! With abortion legal, yes I can? Hmm!
After 2 weeks the baby will develop a central nervous system which includes pain receptors. Yes, after 2 weeks babies feel pain. Imagine having your body being torn apart by an exacto knife and vacuum cleaner, that would blow… or rather suck.
In the Dred Scott case black people were ruled as not people. In the Roe vs Wade case unborn children were ruled as non-people. It’s all just a little bit of history repeating! Lets kill them now while it’s still legal. Gag. To say an unborn baby is not a person is saying a black person isn’t either, maybe that’s why 82% of African Americans say abortion if a form of genocide—maybe the 82% of African Americans are simply smarter than us. Speaking of Genocide the death of 50 million unborn babies is a lot like…. The death of 50 million Jews. So now, being pro-abortion is very much like being a Nazi-KKK murdering “person.” Well, it is a free country!
Our tax dollars go to Medicaid, which supports abortions. I don’t want my money forced out of my pocket and into the pocket of murdering doctors! Huh, the money doesn’t go to doctors? Well according to multiple sources including the Business Journal, abortion clinics have become a multibillion-dollar industry. Wow, I don’t even know how to respond to that. Talk about dirty money.
Did you know abortion doesn’t only kill babies, it kills the mothers? Yeah! That’s a pretty bad side effect. Were not talking about prescription allergy drugs that may induce sore throat and sexual side effects, were talking about death. Shocking, if so you were just shocked by the same thing that happens to the babies, yeah, I know, it sucks to be proven wrong and have your nose rubbed in your own poop like your puppy. More women die in legal abortions than the coat hanger armed illegal abortion seekers.
AIDS is a serious epidemic and the one absolute way to stop it is a drug free enviroment and absitnace. Well… abortions readily availbile increase the amount of STDs transferred and encourage the world to have un-consequence filled sexual relations. Im not saying sex is wrong at all, but it shouldn’t be made safe with the blood. of others.

I don’t know, that’s just what I think. Maybe you think differently, hey go for it. Just remember 150,000 babies nationally are aborted every day.

-The Lost Republican

10:24 pm: A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Little Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan".

12:27 am: Who Knew...
John Kerry and John Edwards... weird... Oh Well! It explains the liberal clause for gay marriage.

12:49 pm: YAYER!
Ok pardon my spelling, im on big doses of perkiset right now. Im 18-m-shorelizzle.
I attend Shorewood and am a Senior... well actually im going full time at SCC next year. w00t!
top 5's

movies
1. Waynes World
2. Dodgeball
3. Army of Darkness
4. Bullet
5. A Mighty Wind

bands
1. Led Zeppelin (Ive loved them forever, not just to be popular and cliché)
2. DJ Irene
3. Rammstein
4. Janardana
5. ZZ top


Stuff 2 do
1. Play my 2001 PRS custom 24
2. Make techno/house
3. Jam with my band
4. work on my cars
5. Mountain Bike

09:02 pm: Dang, some people are hilariously bored and live the saddest of lives.
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:56:23 PM): no
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:56:26 PM): are you?
ElViS JeR (8:56:32 PM): your boring
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:56:35 PM): your lame
ElViS JeR (8:56:38 PM): Ok!
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:56:40 PM): and your car is stupid
ElViS JeR (8:56:59 PM): its awesome how you dont even give me a name
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:57:04 PM): thats cool that i dont care
ElViS JeR (8:57:14 PM): why did you IM me?
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:57:19 PM): because your a fat ass
ElViS JeR (8:57:32 PM): ...
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:57:38 PM): yae your cool...
ElViS JeR (8:57:43 PM): thats a reallllly crappy reason to IM me
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:57:53 PM): really?
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:57:54 PM): thats cool...
ElViS JeR (8:58:18 PM): if im dumb.. why talk to me?
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:58:29 PM): you keep responding to what i say
ElViS JeR (8:58:38 PM): doesnt that just lower yourself to my level?
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:58:45 PM): you have no level
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:58:47 PM): and i really dont care
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:58:53 PM): im just bored and needed somthing to amuse me
ElViS JeR (8:58:56 PM): then why did you IM me in the 1st place
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:59:04 PM): why do you keep talking?
ElViS JeR (8:59:18 PM): your not making sence
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:59:24 PM): your really boring now
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:59:31 PM): bye
ElViS JeR (8:59:33 PM): you dont IM someone for a conversation, and ask them why they are still talking.
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:59:41 PM): i didnt ask for a conversation
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:59:47 PM): i just said your dumb
ElViS JeR (8:59:50 PM): then why did you initiate one
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:59:51 PM): that doesnt mean i want to talk to you
vlvtundrgrnd00 (8:59:54 PM): dumb...
ElViS JeR (9:00:25 PM): why am i dumb?
vlvtundrgrnd00 (9:00:30 PM): yup
ElViS JeR (9:00:34 PM): WHY?
ElViS JeR (9:01:13 PM): and.... end scene

08:38 pm: LEO the lion says GERAHMASDJ! (or sumthing)
I hit 3/4 today in the softball game-- a single to center, a double to left, and a triple to center, then a pop-up to 1st base-- and it felt good. Working out is an amazing thing and does amazing things to your sports career (or hobby). Dangit SO close to the cycle! Oh yeah the triple was with NO errors w00t w00t. Ajon couldnt get a joint in one day, no it just wouldnt happen. I hope he doesnt read this, it would be almost as Jake saying it loudly while hes 20' away listening (hehehe it was funny though). Im watching monster house, i live a sad sad life. MY online college professor for my health class gave me an essay assignment for our next 5 page paper --quote from teacher-- "Write a paper on your opinions and views on the topic of Homosexuality." Oh Snap! This teacher doesnt know what he's getting himself into with ME and that topic! Some people say im homophobic, some racist, some insane, i just like to celebrate diversity in a comically abstract way from no specific standing. I guess i cant blame them when i refer to homosexuals as "the new black people." Before you yell at me, think about it. I refer to "black people" (or african americans to the politically correct police children of america) as they were in the 50's and earlier as social outcasts and commonly used as for humor purposes. w00t this is gonna be good. L

10:47 pm: I dont have too much to say... Hey whats that? (pointing in other direction)

05:02 pm: Some people are very bad at killing themselves... they said they "tried last night." It must REALLY suck to be that unsucessful when theres a rifle in the closet. With a score of 0-30 in a game where it only takes one point to "win." Dang, poor people.

04:54 pm: Some People!
The weed smoking *vaporizing* , active commandment breaking, and convienant christian.

Smoking marijuana is illegal, no matter how you look at it-- without a perscription. Doing it goes against the commandmets by breaking the laws the forefathers have laid down. Your body is a temple, lets fill it up with toxins and illegal substances, yay! how about not.

Commandments, not *suggestions* Live on one side of the spectrum and not in the middle "grey area."

When it can bring self endowment of positive encouragement one calls themself christian while living the same life they did before thier "turn" to christianity; funny yet sad.

Yet nobody is perfect, and there is not only a god: rather one father and the arch nemisis that comes with every good story.
When prayers aren't answered and life seems complicated they wonder why, is it just the good guy turning bad? Or rather the slight giving of parts of your life to the enemy?